Warriors Parodies

Guess what it's time for a parody.......

Lets stick with the warriors theme.

Warriors: The Script

Jayfeather = JF
Lionblaze = LB
Hollyleaf = HL
Dovewing = DW
Ivypool = IP
Bluestar= BL
Get the point....yet.

JF(thinking): Finally we defeated the dark forest. Bramblestar is right now being unleader like by making kissy faces at Squrrielflight.

(Walks into forest)

JF(Thinking): OOOOOOH GOD! THEIRS A FIRE AND MY GRAMMAR IS WRONG! But look.....there.
Oooooooh FLUFFY POWDER white stuff (flour).
(splash)
JF: Dang those fish they got my powder wet. Oooooh it's sticky. (Looks at a big bag labled sugar.)
JF:Let's pour this in. And some baking soda too.
(gets knocked uncouncious)

Announcer: Welcome to todays cooking show.

JF: Huh?  What?? Where am I???  What's going on??  *Looks as his shirt*  What's this???!!!
*HL walks up*

HL: Your at my new pie baking cooking show!!  *Crowd cheers*

 JF:  HUH???  Why did i get dragged into this mess??!!  Why is this weird soft pelt on me???

*FS walks up*
FS: Hey, JF!  How's it goin'???

JF: Why is our every word and motion being recorded on a big screen up there *gestures to the big screen recording this*.  Wait, why did you, Firestar, just call me JF???

FS: It's FS, not that silly name you said!  *Bristles*


LB:  It's time to BAKE!! *Has frosting smeared on his muzzle*

*JF stares at his crazy brother*
*BL poofs in*
BL: Hey, FS!! *Purrs with FS*
*HL starts the cameras*
BL:  Wait!  Are we broadcasting this to Thunderclan???!! *Starts to hyperventilate*

*JF runs after Bl* 


 JF: GET BACK HERE WITH MAH PUDDING!

Announcer: This ends today's pickle recipe. Come back next week.

JF: WHAT! I have to through this AGAIN!

And Thus ends Jayfeather's (Uhhhh..... Ohhhhhh......Mmmm....I think I can arrange that) I mean JF Nightmare tune in next time to find out who actually stole his pudding. Just Kidding. Find out who knocks him unconscious or however you spell that word.....




We're Back!!  Here is the answers!


LB:  It's timefor more baking!!! *jumps lik a little girl**

JF: Ughh!!1  Why!!!!!!!!!!11 *cries out at sky*

Announcer:  Okay, the contestants for this bake off is.....
LB: *cuts in*  PUDDING!!

Announcer:  It's PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*YF appears*
YF: We're havin' pie???  YES!  GIMMEE!  *Tries to grab the pie, but is held back by warrior officers*  NNNOO!!!!

LP: Hey, I'm here!!

JF: *Groans*  why my mother?? :((

HL: I had no idea she was going to be here!

LB:*Stalks away 'cause he's bored*

*DW appears and has magical wings*
DW: Hey, JF!  How's it goin'??

JF: Aww... Well, LB just stalked off,  and yesterday, BL took mah puddiing!  So, ii guess it's just a regular week. *sigh*

BL: What did u say about me getting pudding???

JF: Uh.. Well u did take it!

BL: Yes, I took it from the table, it was sitting there abandoned!

JF: I was about to eat it with mah spoon!!

BL: Didn't see that, I saw a nice bowl of pudding sitting delicately on the table, and a spoon next to it-

JF: *cuts in*  moving???

BL: NO!  Just sitting there!!!  *steam starts to come out of ears*  NOOOO!!!

JF: *Backs off* WHOA!!  Fiery comets for today's forecast!

LB: BACK!!!  *Sees steam*  FIRE!!!!  aaaahhhhh!!!!!!  RUNNN!!!  IT'S A FIRRRREEE!!!!  EEEEKKKKKK!!!!

*Starclan cats stream out and into the clans' lake*

Kitten from TC: Mommy!  Look, there's crazy cats running into the lake!!  *squeaking with joy*

JF: *Walks out of the lake, drenched in water*  Whew!  that was really weird!  I had weird dream that I was running in the lake!  .....Huh.....


LB: That was *cough* real! *joked on a fish*


 CH: I'll save you, my beloved mate!!  *rushes up in slow motion, but JF already starts CPR*  Hey! *bristles*

JF: *Already saves Lb*

LB: Your meh hero!!  JF, my beloved  clanmate!!